- Mom: *calls my name*
- Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
- Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
- Me:
Anonymous asked: BROSEIDON, GOD OF THE BROCEAN
BARACK BROBAMA WIFE OF MICHELLE BROBAMA
Anonymous asked: STILL ALIVE BUT IM BARELY BREATHING
Just pray to a god that I don’t believe in #okayStopSingingNow
saradomin asked: what is ur favourite smell
Liam Messam.
i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
Zac: But Izzy, Richie wouldn’t let me play with the sweater
Izzy: Shh Zaccy it’s alright
Zac: But I just wanted to play with it for a little bit *pouts*
Izzy: shhh
Zac: He yelled at me Izzy. He yelled at me and told me to get my hands off his sweater. I was just cold.
AND THE TEARS STREAM DOWN MY FACE XD
The only thing worse than crocs are these
Some chick at kickboxing used to wear these. They are the weirdest things ever omg.
A guy wore these to work
nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4
Fandoms are special. We squeal, freak out, and cry together. One day in the future, you might just be working in your 9-to-5 office, lazing away the day. Something will spark in your memory, and you’ll type in that familiar URL. The blogs you never unfollowed will be untouched and pristine on your dash. Many of your friends have grown up as well, but you still can’t help but look at all the people you used to talk to all those years ago. Things will come flooding back, and you’ll remember those years spent on your computer, laughing and yelling and agreeing as people just went crazy. You’ll remember those nights you spent up all night with your friend, talking about the traits of a certain character, or how great it would be if this or that happened. You’ll recall those awesome blogs you always admired. You’ll feel a brief moment of nostalgia. You’ll click back to your dash- it’s empty now. Without a moment’s hesitation, you’ll go and type out, “Hey, is anyone out there?”, and just like all those years ago, you’ll eagerly await a response.
[crying.]
This.
YOU NIGGAS BETTER RESPOND
YOU BETTER NOT ALL LEAVE ME
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
